Ambassador Morgenthau's Story (1918) is the title of the published memoirs of Henry Morgenthau Sr., U.S. Ambassador to the Ottoman Empire from 1913 to 1916, until the day of his resignation from the post. The book was dedicated to the then U.S. President Woodrow Wilson, and it took over two years to complete. The ghostwriter for Henry Morgenthau was Burton J. Hendrick; however, a comparison with official documents filed by Morgenthau in his role as ambassador shows that the book must have been structured and written extensively by Morgenthau himself.
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The Seafield Convent of the Sacred Heart of Mary (1908–1977) was founded as a fee-paying Roman Catholic convent school for girls run by the Religious of the Sacred Heart of Mary in 1872 Crosby, England. The school soon moved to Seafield House in Seaforth, which gave it the name by which it is best known.
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